Total Medals Earned: 3,651 (From 545 different games.) Total Medal Score: 71,700 Points
Medals Earned: 7/18 (40/385 points)
Disco inferno
Fail at typing
Wrong game, jackass!
You found some poo!
Just like in every other text based game EVER!
What a SHOCKING experience!
Based on a true story.
What a nutty way to die!
See you next FALL!
Well, at least now you fit into
Fall out of the car.
Just say NO !
Get all the medals involing poop. You sick freak!
Find all 3 good endings.
Beat the game in 2 minutes or less. (Normal ending only)
Lose in every way possible.
Get to the party!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 8/10 (215/270 points)
You inflated a frog so much it blew up. Good thing it wasn't a real frog...
You defeated a fiery eusocial insect without dying. Nice.
Visit again the once defiled place.
Be proud, as it is really, really shiny.
Bought some milk without dying in the process.
Got home without dying even once.
Beat the game without the healer's aid.
Medals Earned: 2/3 (20/45 points)
3 min left
Oops, my bad
Homemade Gel
Medals Earned: 16/20 (800/1,005 points)
guess it!!!
see 5 phase medal description!!!
passed 5 phase, i think i dont need to give more description!!!
guess it!!!!
am I too lazy to write correct description???
refuel several times to unlock this!!!
same as before!!!
my dream is become popular guy, how about you???
no need to say, how to unlock this medal
max the handling, no more to say!!!
i know you must know how to get this!!!
just see the medal name!!!
make the target real quick!!!
Medals Earned: 3/8 (40/205 points)
Find the whip.
Find the mace.
Save your sister.
Find the pistol.
Save your dad.
Save your mom.
Medals Earned: 6/7 (35/45 points)
Throw up a food item
Bounce on a spring
Push a button
You are dead
Enter the Earth
Medals Earned: 2/7 (10/200 points)
See your name in the credits
Get a bronze medal
Get a silver medal
Get a gold medal
Beat the game
Medals Earned: 1/1 (25/25 points)
You survived being shot down in the woods, grats!
Medals Earned: 2/3 (10/35 points)
View all the screwy, bolty and nutty art work!
Watch the end credits.
You made it halfway through the sea of evil Ghastles.
You didn't win, that's for sure.
You beat the game, congratulations!